Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Letter from Brutus to Caesar

Dear Caesar,Dear Caesar,
                    Hey, how’s it going? I bet better than me. My wife will just not get off my back. She can not stop trying to get into my business. She keeps asking questions and wanting answers. She is going to make me go nuts! I’ve been through some rough times right now and have been doing a lot of thinking. I don't need this good for nothing female on my back. Females are only good for bearing children and bugging the hell out of their husbands. They are always talking and crying and whining. I just wish there was a switch that could just shut them up. One night that I was outside alone, she came to me and asked me what was wrong with me and what not
. I told her I was just sick, but that wasn’t good enough for her. Then she kneels and begs me to tell her what was wrong with me. She tells me that she is a woman, but a strong one. It’s so annoying, so I told her i would tell her the truth later, and she shut up. I hope your communication with the opposite sex is going better than mine.

                                                                                      Sincerely,
                                                                                      Brutus
                                                                                Brutus

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