POW #6 - Town Crazy

Are you in need of some easy cash!? Do you want to make some easy cash!? Have you ever wanted to be someone in life!? Have you ever wanted to be popular or known in your community!? Have you ever wanted to be loved and cherished!? Do you have a special personality!? Well you’re in luck! Our town has a really special and important job for you!  It’s not a normal job; many people don’t know about it. It’s a job that only one person can have! Not three, not two, but one! You will be loved by everyone in town; everyone will know you (in a good way)! You’ll get some of the best food in town for free every day and anytime you want it! Your paycheck is a weird one but it’s a lot of cash. The town people give you money by the 10’s. Kids will love you; the police will love you; everyone will love and care for you. What’s the job you say? Well, like we said earlier in this ad, it’s not a common job. Some people might call it weird, but with all you're getting, it’s worth it! The job is simple, all you have to do is be the town crazy! Now wait a minute there before you put this add in the trash. You don’t have to be crazy, just act crazy. Please, if you feel like taking up this job offer, call 1-800-562-4978. Call soon, this job offer is rare!

POW #5 Pet

I’ve only had two pets in my life so far. The first pet I ever had was a fish, his name was “Sancho”, and he was a small fish. He lived in a bowl, it was a small bowl, but, since Sancho was a small fish, it was fine. I was the one that fed Sancho, so therefore I was the one that loved him the most. So everyday I would come home and check on him and give him food. He would eat the food immediately, and then he would continue lapping his little bowl. I would stay there and watch him for at least ten minutes everyday. One day I came home and the bowl wasn’t there anymore, so I looked everywhere for the bowl. I finally asked my mom where was Sancho, and she said he died. You wouldn’t believe how devastated I was. My mom put him in a box so we could go out side and bury him in our backyard. A Black Widow killed Sancho, my mom said that she found him in webs. 

POW #3

I watched a commercial about purchasing a Dish satellite. The main persuasive technique was “Plain Folk.” It had a family sitting down and watching T.V having a good time. It showed the kids laughing, the mom and dad where watching a romantic show together and having a good time. They looked like an everyday family, people that would live on your block or something. It makes you want to buy the product.

AOW #1

I think you should forgive this young lady, because she only put this picture up on facebook because it was a very exciting moment for her. Im very sure she had no intensions of hurting anyone or breaking the rules. The school should have givin her a warning, other than completely kicking her out of campus.

Snapshots-POW #2

I remember i saw a picture of this kid in africa that was bone skiny and it made me appreciate what i have.

Letters from Caesar to Brutus

Dear Brutus,

          I received your letter, and I’m afraid that things are no better here. Calphurnia has been really annoying lately; she will not stop worrying about me. She keeps telling me that she fears for me and does not want me to die. For example, the other day, I was on my way out to receive the crown, when she comes up to me and asks me a dumb question. She asked if I was going out, even though I was about to open the door, and I say yes. She starts talking about how dangerous it would be, and how she had a horrible dream.  In her dream, I was a statue on a well, only this statue had been stabbed and blood was spurting from the holes. She also saw that the people were bathing in the blood. I saw how frightened she was, so I told her I wouldn’t go, just so she would shut up and not start to cry. She is really sensitive all the time. Well, I don’t know what to do with her, but I hope nothing huge happens fast.

                                                                             Sincerely,

                                                                                            Julius Caesar.

Letter from Brutus to Caesar

Dear Caesar,Dear Caesar,
                    Hey, how’s it going? I bet better than me. My wife will just not get off my back. She can not stop trying to get into my business. She keeps asking questions and wanting answers. She is going to make me go nuts! I’ve been through some rough times right now and have been doing a lot of thinking. I don't need this good for nothing female on my back. Females are only good for bearing children and bugging the hell out of their husbands. They are always talking and crying and whining. I just wish there was a switch that could just shut them up. One night that I was outside alone, she came to me and asked me what was wrong with me and what not. I told her I was just sick, but that wasn’t good enough for her. Then she kneels and begs me to tell her what was wrong with me. She tells me that she is a woman, but a strong one. It’s so annoying, so I told her i would tell her the truth later, and she shut up. I hope your communication with the opposite sex is going better than mine.

                                                                                      Sincerely,

                                                                                      Brutus

                                                                                Brutus